Friday, November 30, 2007
"two" hot "careers"
ok, what I love about this is that "hot" is the only word here that would make borderline sense if it was quoted. Evidently auto technician is not, in fact, a career. And there's fuzzy math going on with the counting. thanks, Tim.
about time we get rid of the binaries
Megan saw this in the building that houses Cornell's ROTC. She comments "Don't ask don't tell just got a little more complicated".
As a side note, ladies' rooms at historically male institutions are often hilarious - I have a deep love for one at Calvin Theological Seminary. Maybe it's the "womens" room when the line for the mens' gets too long.
you know, it's a "law"
Several people pointed me to this blogging.la post. Silly string may or may not be legal on Halloween. Given that the law has the word silly IN IT, I wouldn't take it too seriously anyway. PLUS can the silly string merchants who don't get rid of their wares on the 30th get arrested for possession? (Yes, I'm a month behind on reading and posting submissions.)
"crispy"
Thursday, November 29, 2007
will be towed
We've seen fake towing on this blog before, although I'm a bit confused about what the exclamation mark means on this one.
Thanks, Mike.
nothing like trustworthy fireworks
so, what, then?
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
another kind of fake polite
or for something else
What do I win?
I spotted this one on a road trip through mid-Michigan. I realize that the quotes probably signify a slogan for this church, but it's a really bad slogan and deserves mocking. Unless of course this slogan is for the church softball team - then clearly we're all "daring" and "winning".
"Sweet Shave"
Found on the wall at my favorite local BBQ place, this sign lets us know that quotes used to create either emphasis or sarcasm have been with us for a long time.
Now you're on the trolley.
Now you're on the trolley.
reminder
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
pseudonymous housekeeper
Elizabeth saw this at a hotel. I feel a little bit bad making fun of housekeepers since parts of the blogosphere that I read have been buzzing about activism because they are often treated unjustly (salon article). But still. Housekeeping with a pseudonym?
sure it does
slightly wet
Everything about this sign is funny. I'd like to see some waterlogged displays at the kitchen and bath store. Thanks, Marco.
want some "food"?
Alison informs us that she did not try the sausage wraps. I want to know, if you're selling "food" why not get some twinkies in there?
Monday, November 26, 2007
can't
keeping you "safe"
Sunday, November 25, 2007
I don't know if I like "Mojitos"....
Audacity, who happens to blog about my own institution quite a bit, spotted this one in Evans, GA. She suggests the "Mojitos" are actually Margaritas. Or maybe they're made out of those new mojito-flavored rums, not with real mint and lime. Regardless, that's a decent price for a cocktail. You can all wish you lived in GA now.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
There's no guarantee
or no punishment at all
what kind of "friends"?
the delugers sounded weird
Friday, November 23, 2007
this guy again
repeat offender
Lindsay's boss is hardcore about misused quotation marks. These are all three from her work. My favorite is probably that the employees "rock" - that is to say, they don't actually play guitars, bass, drums etc.
However, I think we can all agree that poor cell phone etiquette is not very lady/gentleman-like.
real or fake?
Another one from Rick. I want to know how something can be both real, and "maple syrup". Which is it?
Zagat guide to non-celebrities
Rick sent me this from the back cover of a small press publication by Mr Miller (cartoonist). He says any written text by this guy is full of quotes. It's kind of like he took a Zagat survey of all his friends to write his own bio. That would be an oddly appropriate strategy for the "book" of "unnecessary" quotation marks, which has become a glimmer in my eye.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
good ol' quotation marks
Do you feel lucky?
The EZ Mart has offered their "Lucky You" gift card as a stocking stuffer. Just how "Lucky" would "You" feel to receive a gift card to a convenience store in your stocking?
a seasonal link
Since we in the US are celebrating Thanksgiving today by eating a lot, I thought it was an apt time to share this website, which is a smart way to help feed others. Their ad revenue is donated to UN food programs to feed the hungry. PLUS it's a fun vocabulary game. If you're competitive like me you can try to get to higher levels than your loved ones. My record so far is 42.
on topic
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
for thanksgiving...
wink wink
more "excellence"
yeah. "Improve" it.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
"specializing in wedding" receptions
Wedding photographer Rachel found this one on a gig. There are plenty of things to love about this sign, but I think the clear winner is "we can make your wedding". Great slogan.
Is it tuna or chicken?
While the image from the menu is a little fuzzy, please squint a bit to read the legend, Grilled "Yellowfin" Tuna Sandwich.
When Jessica Simpson asked her immortal question about Chicken of the Sea, who knew that it would cause this kind of ripple-effect? Who knew that restaurateurs everywhere would begin to question the very origins of their ingredients?
Is it really "Yellowfin" Tuna or is it "Redcowl" Chicken?
When Jessica Simpson asked her immortal question about Chicken of the Sea, who knew that it would cause this kind of ripple-effect? Who knew that restaurateurs everywhere would begin to question the very origins of their ingredients?
Is it really "Yellowfin" Tuna or is it "Redcowl" Chicken?
they don't actually want you to call
you can forward paint?
Cliff saw this one on a Disney Magic cruiseliner. I'm guessing "FWD Paint Store" is the code name for Co2 plant.
Monday, November 19, 2007
"special"
as some guy said....
Jim took this picture when we were at the Korean War memorial. This is, by the way, our favorite of all the memorials in DC - it communicates how miserable the war was while still respecting those involved (as opposed to the overly-jubilant WWII and the overwhelming Vietnam). However, evidently sign-maker is not sure if it is truly an act of respect to stay off the stones. Or is pointing to a famous quotation that I don't know.
what?
Sunday, November 18, 2007
But wait - there's "more"
A couple of weeks ago, my dear pal Jessica called me from her car to say, "I found one!" She was pretty excited about the quotes, especially since it was found on a sign that she passes regularly and I drive by all the time. Today I stopped for a picture.
So if you're in Grand Rapids near the corner of Kalamazoo and 60th, stop in for a Quick Lube - and who knows what "else".
So if you're in Grand Rapids near the corner of Kalamazoo and 60th, stop in for a Quick Lube - and who knows what "else".
actually they hope you do forget
this is from the same place as this picture. My trip to DC last month was just FULL of quotation marks. I got some more from this weekend in Chicago. "don't forget to press button for your receipt" is a crappy slogan.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
or frozen and for anytime
Chris saw both of these in a local newspaper, and suggests that what we still need is one for a fresh thanksgiving "turkey". I agree.