Thursday, February 27, 2014

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Cool slogan


David spotted this one at a Las Vegas DMV. I assume this is intended to be sung. Not because of the quotation marks, exactly, I just want it to be.

Puh-lease


I read this in the voice of a prickly tween who has been reminded to be polite. Thanks Shelby.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

"Remain Calm"


Somebody was feeling snarky about emergencies. Thanks Liza.

Friday, February 21, 2014

"not cool" guys


Is this like how bad used to be slang for good? Is "not cool" now slang for cool? Thanks Phil.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Also for illegal pets?


Oh, that monkey you're not supposed to have? Sure, we'll groom that "dog" for you. Thanks Owen.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

"All" the way


Great, now I'm having an existential dilemma about whether you can ever, really, turn something all the way in one direction. Isn't it eventually back to the right? Thanks J. D.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

"Natural Pure"


Maybe given the source, this water can be natural or pure, but not both. Thanks David.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Attention "Drivers"


I guess their driving isn't too great. Thanks Adrienne.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Sale-Sale


The mysteries of this sign are legion, but I guess you can't actually go in the "entrance." Thanks Anastasia.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

"New" Bologna


I guess they didn't really invent Bologna. Thanks Joel.

Monday, February 10, 2014

"Potato and Egg" Shop


Who knows what vaguely egg-shaped things you might find here. Thanks Ryan.

Sunday, February 09, 2014

"Under New" Management


I guess these managers think of themselves as more "alongside." Thanks Jake.

Saturday, February 08, 2014

unnecessary quotes in Korean



Submitter Jared explains: The sign says 
'물'은 셀프 입니다. ^^ 
'water' is self-serve. ^^

I really hope the 'water' was water, because I was thirsty and drank a lot with my shabu pho. 

"would you" indeed


This is all kind of bizarre in the best way. Thanks Lauren.

Friday, February 07, 2014

Cobbler


I want to know how this cobbler came to be if it wasn't "made." Thanks Boots.

Thursday, February 06, 2014

Don't forget to "Pay"


Great news, this place apparently takes mime money. Thanks Megan.

Sunday, February 02, 2014

"Covered" Bridge


Whoever covered that bridge is about to be really insulted. Thanks Michael.

Another man's treasure?


Maybe this is a baby step for a hoarder. It's not REALLY garbage, it's just... stuff nobody wants that's going to a landfill. Thanks Michelle.

Saturday, February 01, 2014

If you say so


I guess this fence has imaginary electricity in it. Thanks Laura.

"Quarters Only"


I guess they also accept miscellaneous quarter-shaped tokens. Thanks Nic.