tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post3444474562796099340..comments2023-11-16T17:56:09.323-06:00Comments on The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks: our congregation "human!"bethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08163733354894909762noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-59775656026323522192008-02-11T11:52:00.000-06:002008-02-11T11:52:00.000-06:00My education "thorough!"Sorry about yoursMy education "thorough!"<BR/>Sorry about yoursAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-27942745767161689792008-02-08T15:15:00.000-06:002008-02-08T15:15:00.000-06:00I don't think he was insinuating that all Creation...I don't think he was insinuating that all Creationists are morons. I'm sure not all morons are creationists either. There are just plenty who feel the need to be very vocal about it, as well as the fact that they're prepared to ignore any and all science. They're the ones who get on the news.jspencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04507832018423032477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-65801767891673958822008-02-08T07:39:00.000-06:002008-02-08T07:39:00.000-06:00Wasn't Ray Charles from Harlem Georgia?I knew a gu...Wasn't Ray Charles from Harlem Georgia?<BR/><BR/>I knew a guy who retired there. I asked him why and he told me that he moved there because it was isolated and quiet.<BR/><BR/>I would expect Creationist morons to inhabit the place.James Robert Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17281049641681225389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-68725315814736046782008-02-07T18:42:00.000-06:002008-02-07T18:42:00.000-06:00Ah thanks, Andi!Ah thanks, Andi!Not quite the Bradyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05364652276918414542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-29204790679027810522008-02-07T12:35:00.000-06:002008-02-07T12:35:00.000-06:00Their ancestors may be "human," but I think they l...Their ancestors may be "human," but I think they learned their syntax from Tarzan.ironic1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15100467996733455536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-64510035696806096522008-02-07T12:18:00.000-06:002008-02-07T12:18:00.000-06:00When I read the sign, I can't help but imagine som...When I read the sign, I can't help but imagine some caveman grunting the words "Our Ancestors 'Human!'" because, well, we all know that cavemen speak without verbs. (Except the more sophisticated GEICO cavemen, of course.) I enjoy the irony of the image.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-34610622619814512652008-02-07T12:09:00.000-06:002008-02-07T12:09:00.000-06:00I totally just noticed that it's "our ancestors 'H...I totally just noticed that it's "our ancestors 'HUMAN!'" and not "<I>are</I> 'HUMAN!'"<BR/><BR/>And I LOVE the musical suggestion. I smell a Tony!!!jspencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04507832018423032477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-37390630269212685882008-02-07T10:17:00.000-06:002008-02-07T10:17:00.000-06:00I do have more submissions, but this one's too goo...I do have more submissions, but this one's too good to pass up. I'll borrow it...<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Bethany<BR/>JoelJoel B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02427424021508641859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-92053857980537342302008-02-07T10:04:00.000-06:002008-02-07T10:04:00.000-06:00nah, we all came from "rats."Then when we became h...nah, we all came from "rats."<BR/>Then when we became humans, we decided that we were good enough, stopped evolving, and became the grammatically incorrect peoples that we is. ;)<BR/><BR/>I agree, the musical "Grow your own opposable thumbs" would be the best!Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00574025785063224560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-62913425891488448012008-02-07T09:48:00.000-06:002008-02-07T09:48:00.000-06:00that should be "if their ancestors are HUMAN!" ......that should be "if their ancestors are HUMAN!" ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-84568599593419494022008-02-07T09:47:00.000-06:002008-02-07T09:47:00.000-06:00movie maven almost killed me with that first comme...movie maven almost killed me with that first comment up there. I really think HUMAN! should be a Broadway musical. Hopefully it'll get a nomination for "Grow Your Own Opposable Thumbs." Oh my, that was good!<BR/><BR/>"I don't think it's very Christian of them to go rubbing it in like that, assuming we're all great-grandchildren to apes, donkeys, and oatmeal."<BR/>If their HUMAN! then I'll happily claim that I'm a descendant of oatmeal.<BR/>And I love when my favorite blogs cross paths!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-86284741918435405392008-02-07T09:05:00.000-06:002008-02-07T09:05:00.000-06:00So these are the people what killed my ancestors!!...So these are the people what killed my ancestors!!!!Three Ninjashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00928552876098168839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-40716298155588469722008-02-07T03:23:00.000-06:002008-02-07T03:23:00.000-06:00No, I'm getting couple different things out of thi...No, I'm getting couple different things out of this one. First- they're claiming their ancestors were human-ish. Second- they're "apologizing" for their obvious genetic superiority to everyone outside the congregation who have apparently resulted from less-than-"human!" evolutionary processes; descendants of toadstools, for example. I don't think it's very Christian of them to go rubbing it in like that, assuming we're all great-grandchildren to apes, donkeys, and oatmeal.Not quite the Bradyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05364652276918414542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-53121301535140865162008-02-06T20:42:00.000-06:002008-02-06T20:42:00.000-06:00Joel is welcome to if he wants, but if he's like m...Joel is welcome to if he wants, but if he's like me has more submissions than he knows what to do with already.bethanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08163733354894909762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-32317759413117909572008-02-06T20:38:00.000-06:002008-02-06T20:38:00.000-06:00You should cross post this to the blog for Crummy ...You should cross post this to the blog for Crummy Church Signs!Givenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05205533565716581761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-28393212754803379642008-02-06T19:13:00.000-06:002008-02-06T19:13:00.000-06:00I assume this is an anti-pet sect.I assume this is an anti-pet sect.Theron Schultzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15337426180976322059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-35598469672737281842008-02-06T18:41:00.000-06:002008-02-06T18:41:00.000-06:00i know joey. they're awfully specific about where...i know joey. they're awfully specific about where they come from.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-16397314904378942452008-02-06T17:15:00.000-06:002008-02-06T17:15:00.000-06:00Who else sees the noticeably pronounced phallic sy...Who else sees the noticeably pronounced phallic symbol on the right side of the sign? Don’t tell me I am the only one who sees that! Somebody really should tell Pastor Mike about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-66113569972249271282008-02-06T16:28:00.000-06:002008-02-06T16:28:00.000-06:00Apparently their "HUMAN!" ancestor didn't pass dow...Apparently their "HUMAN!" ancestor didn't pass down tact or grammatical skills. I'll stick with the reasonable theory any day.jspencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04507832018423032477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-23918139304609896182008-02-06T15:39:00.000-06:002008-02-06T15:39:00.000-06:00I especially enjoy the exclamation point after "hu...I especially enjoy the exclamation point after "human," because it makes it sound like some sort of creationist musical featuring songs like "My Daddy Ain't No Ape" and "Grow Your Own Opposable Thumbs."Movie Mavenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01608826136427897164noreply@blogger.com