tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post4468272734980452535..comments2023-11-16T17:56:09.323-06:00Comments on The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks: or stay put, see if we carebethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08163733354894909762noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-236300220716917212008-01-03T10:51:00.000-06:002008-01-03T10:51:00.000-06:00new dance move! when i read that, i immediately h...new dance move! when i read that, i immediately heard "IT'S ELECTRIC! boogiewoogiewoogie" in my head. "I'll teach you the Evac-ua-tion"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-33743508568466972822007-12-25T01:34:00.000-06:002007-12-25T01:34:00.000-06:00Is it a sort of squatting and squinting kind of da...Is it a sort of squatting and squinting kind of dance?badfaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12849851452043992744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-24847285341073824712007-12-22T20:06:00.000-06:002007-12-22T20:06:00.000-06:00So wait- do I evacuate, then proceed to a safe are...So wait- do I evacuate, then proceed to a safe area? Or does the evacuation happen as a group with a warden instructing? Am I assisting impaired persons with their evacuation? How impaired are we talking? Like lifting from a wheelchair onto a toilet, or full-on adult diapers?Not quite the Bradyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05364652276918414542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-71405411910969453542007-12-22T16:46:00.000-06:002007-12-22T16:46:00.000-06:00when I worked at a university a few years ago, one...when I worked at a university a few years ago, one of my many duties was to be the fire-warden for my wing/floor of the building I worked in.<BR/><BR/>Part of the duties of that role during an emergency or drill was to walk into the (opposite gender) toilets and instruct anyone I found there to "evacuate immediately".<BR/><BR/>It conjured up mental images I really didn't need. :-)Alex Dragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15712891475117991655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-91761708195427933662007-12-22T16:44:00.000-06:002007-12-22T16:44:00.000-06:00Oh my God, this sign is soooo funny! I could see ...Oh my God, this sign is soooo funny! I could see this sign in someone's workplace. They have a fire drill, then 'Tony' says "Sorry, boss, I have to go home to change. I heard the fire alarm and shit my pants!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-27427774179332998482007-12-22T13:27:00.000-06:002007-12-22T13:27:00.000-06:00They want you to imagine the sign shouting at you....They want you to imagine the sign shouting at you. Fire is serious!!jspencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04507832018423032477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-84659940632344704862007-12-22T11:05:00.000-06:002007-12-22T11:05:00.000-06:00I suppose if the "alarm" was "alarming" enough we ...I suppose if the "alarm" was "alarming" enough we wouldn't need to think about it, we'd "evacuate" quite suddenly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-64075768712790323212007-12-22T06:08:00.000-06:002007-12-22T06:08:00.000-06:00Ha, Martin I was going to write something similar....Ha, Martin I was going to write something similar. I think it is an instruction to evacuate one's bowels. You know, "evacuate".Gezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10940940562246471040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-56794563452361029062007-12-22T02:36:00.000-06:002007-12-22T02:36:00.000-06:00Maybe they actually want you to empty your bladder...Maybe they actually want you to empty your bladder...Martin Polleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14803661555924716034noreply@blogger.com