tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post7107470928617825365..comments2023-11-16T17:56:09.323-06:00Comments on The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks: who's cyclist?bethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08163733354894909762noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-6739145925892963852009-09-11T17:31:49.037-05:002009-09-11T17:31:49.037-05:00There once was a cyclist"/" Who wanted ...There once was a cyclist"/" Who wanted the time"/" Off of "Mapquest""/" For "merely" a "dime""/" So I gave her my "watch""/" For merely a tree of limes "/" "Watch for Cyclist," a grammatically challenged poem in desparate need of a better subtitle.Avynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16285908369689051079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-56227112476694537222009-01-22T21:20:00.000-06:002009-01-22T21:20:00.000-06:00watch for cyclist... sounds like a fair trade(slig...watch for cyclist... sounds like a fair trade<BR/><BR/>(slightly altered demetri martin joke)haley_ewwwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16699819028087412946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-89759311190837170752008-12-30T15:51:00.000-06:002008-12-30T15:51:00.000-06:00"watch for cyclist"I hear a swishinga mere blur in..."watch for cyclist"<BR/><BR/>I hear a swishing<BR/>a mere blur in the corner<BR/>she has a wedgie.Jessica via Kashenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13333569510106880793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-80960868541804353622008-12-25T22:05:00.000-06:002008-12-25T22:05:00.000-06:00And to think... if they hadn't used those unnecess...And to think... if they hadn't used those unnecessary quotation marks, they would've had room to pluralize "cyclist"! (Or is there literally just one person on a bike that needs to be watched for?)Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11400303533695970111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-87531232449999217292008-12-23T08:46:00.000-06:002008-12-23T08:46:00.000-06:00I do believe this is actually the sub-title for th...I do believe this is actually the sub-title for the Will Farrell movie "Stranger Than Fiction"Illriggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00745291275574778032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-68282805207793926962008-12-23T07:40:00.000-06:002008-12-23T07:40:00.000-06:00Like a blur in the nightslipping betwixt steely be...Like a blur in the night<BR/>slipping betwixt steely behemoths<BR/>balancing burdens blithely<BR/><BR/>Children all know to <BR/>watch for Cyclist<BR/>whose narrow wheels bring thrills<BR/><BR/>Stairs and windows no impediment<BR/>Cyclist delivers to city dwellers<BR/>unfettered by rules of the road.TPWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264842579175313715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-63033113201903857632008-12-23T06:17:00.000-06:002008-12-23T06:17:00.000-06:00"Watch for Cyclist"I wait, looking down the roadWa..."Watch for Cyclist"<BR/><BR/>I wait, looking down the road<BR/>Waiting still, I look in anticipation<BR/>Until<BR/>She comes, a flash of tires and handlebars<BR/>She goes by quickly<BR/>I miss her alreadyBob Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10092719932619292581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-21319294385844661902008-12-22T23:33:00.000-06:002008-12-22T23:33:00.000-06:00"watch for cyclist"I await a bus;A passing cyclist..."watch for cyclist"<BR/><BR/>I await a bus;<BR/>A passing cyclist asks the time.<BR/>I give him my watch.James Gilmorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06882975452114924974noreply@blogger.com