Budjette saw this one in the Philippines. I'm not sure what they want to "show" you, but it's probably not good.

Patrick saw this in a Pirate Themed store (I know, awesome). I guess if they tell you about the compartments, they stopped being secret...

Submitter Ryan has a point that the fake named person is less perplexing than the flavored pedicure.

Ari spotted this on someone's lawn in London, ON. I'm not sure if the fridge works, or maybe if putting the word free on something g...

Thy hyphen is the most perplexing part of this sign. In addition to the question of what you are supposed to use steel wool on, and why it i...

so wait, which door? I'm confused. Thanks, Pete.

I think calling it a very brief "message" either means it's really brief, or actually it's brief as long sermons go. Thank...

Lee spotted this one. I guess they just look larger.

I think this one means: if you light up around here, there WILL be smoking and I don't think you're gonna like it. Thanks, Joseph.

There we were, in Saint Paul on my birthday trip, eating birthday ice cream, and I started jumping up and down right there on Grand Street. ...