Ok kids, if Jesus had a slogan, I'm not sure this would be it. Thanks, Lukas.

I mean, you show up, you push some buttons, does it get "counted"? That's up to you. Thanks, Alex.

Okay okay, "any" car wash is really good enough. Thanks, Dominic.

Ok, either it's a real dougnut, or it's really cholesterol free. So maybe those quotation marks ARE necessary. Thanks, Alicia.

Where one punctuation mark is good, more is better, it seems. Thanks, Phil.

Crazily, two of my close friends sent me quotation marks pictures in the same day! This one is from Stephanie. I guess it's more like th...

My friend Erin saw this at a second hand store, which indeed raises questions about its newness.

This sign I think has some crazy code words going on. Thanks, Jenee.

This guy will "massage" your "trigger points" or something. Mmmmhmmm. Thanks, Kristina.

Something might happen to your lock. Might. Thanks, ej.