I guess it depends on when you open it, eh? Thanks, Dennis.

I guess nobody is going to enforce this one. Thanks, Tor.

Maybe they accept other bodily fluids here too. Thanks, Jon.

Amy suggests this means it's ok to shoot.

I guess here the quotation marks indicate that the sign-writer knows the caution-tape and the shopping cart and the cardboard are probably e...

The person who made this sign was clearly cynical about the extent to which the entire day gets given to mothers. Thanks, Jess.

These elevators are really "new" "technology" here. Thanks, Courtney.

The quotation marks are not the only thing that is less than clear about this sign. It kind of makes it sound like you get 6 free cups of co...

Maybe it's only kind of a break. I am desperately trying to come up with an Arrested Development joke that makes sense. Woo! Thanks, Kat...

Good to know you don't have to purchase actual food. Thanks, Joe.