This information is not going to "be disclosed" to "anyone." Thanks, Curtis.

You really have to "dry the counters" and we "mean it." Thanks, Adam.

Anytime you want half price? That's a "monday." Thanks, Eliza.

This plant will totally "not" infect your house with bugs. Thanks, Mia.

The hyphen is at least as confusing as the quotation marks here, as well as the fact that this sign appears to be professionally made. Th...

I wonder what places this antique shop REALLY has in mind for this sink, if not in the bathroom or outside? I tried to think of a funny a...

This one is so insincere it has extra quotation marks or apostrophes or something for good measure. Thanks, Dan.

You know, "goes places." Thanks, Jodi.

I guess they don't actually want new staff, but they're hiring anyway. Thanks, LPT.

I guess winning this contest will make you a little disappointed. Thanks, Jose.