Well, not you in particular. Thanks Colin.

David spotted this one at a Las Vegas DMV. I assume this is intended to be sung. Not because of the quotation marks, exactly, I just want...

I read this in the voice of a prickly tween who has been reminded to be polite. Thanks Shelby.

Somebody was feeling snarky about emergencies. Thanks Liza.

Is this like how bad used to be slang for good? Is "not cool" now slang for cool? Thanks Phil.

Oh, that monkey you're not supposed to have? Sure, we'll groom that "dog" for you. Thanks Owen.

Great, now I'm having an existential dilemma about whether you can ever, really, turn something all the way in one direction. Isn...

Maybe given the source, this water can be natural or pure, but not both. Thanks David.

I guess their driving isn't too great. Thanks Adrienne.

The mysteries of this sign are legion, but I guess you can't actually go in the "entrance." Thanks Anastasia.