This seems like an opportunity for bad news at an awkward moment. Thanks Ruth.

This sign is obviously only so people can feel like they are being mildly rebellious by swimming after dark. Thanks Joel.

I love everything about this. I'm not sure if "excrement" counts as a quotation marks-worthy euphemism, it's fairly dir...

Maybe you get, like, 2 regular bottles and a baby one. Thanks Stephen.

Maybe they've actually been offering it for years, but it was, like, a joke or something. Thanks Kacy.

I gave a talk this afternoon about this blog at Keene State College, we got this local ice cream that wants you to know you can't ...

Maybe it's just a movie set. Thanks Gil.

I guess you'll leave this lunch feeling a little bit snacky. Thanks Sophie.

Is realty journalism now? Oh, that's not MY opinion, it's what somebody ELSE said. Glad to know you don't have an opinion on ...

1) How many signs do I have to post admonishing people to not put paper towels in a toilet? Isn't that self-evident? 2) Maybe it...