Must sell "Firewood"

Pretty good price for what I'm hoping is some furniture? Thanks Tiffany.

Fried "Okra"

So, think this might be french fries? Just sayin. Thanks Cassidy.

"Good" help

I guess mediocre help is acceptable. I know someone whose worst quality is that she cares too much? Thanks Bob.

What a deal!

I think this is an accurate use of quotation marks, but it's still funny. Thanks Susan.

Caution

Look out for all those fake bees. Maybe it has something to do with this? Thanks Lizzy.

"Electrical issues" you say

That's a new one. Hey, I can't go to work tomorrow. "Electrical issues" if you know what I mean. Thanks Jack.

Rude or Ominous?

I can't tell if you're "welcome" because you're about to be turned into, like, vampire food, or just because they are going to make you wait a while before they seat you, even if they aren't busy. Thanks Jessica.

Our "Pork"

Maybe they really want to be more specific about what parts of the pig they are using, but were advised to be more polite. Thanks Erica.

New "Potatoes"

I wonder what they are actually frying and when they are doing it? Plantains? Yesterday? Thanks Joe.

"Drinks" and "clean" shower

This isn't a Hansel and Gretel style trap at all! Thanks Ryan.