oooookay

I wonder what this person does during "break" time. Thanks, Jake!

"orthopedic" eh?

Sounds like this mattress will really help you out. Thanks, Latasha!

"new delicious"

Doug spotted this at a chevron station. I guess their pretend sandwiches are some new adjective called "new delicious."

right "here"

So, pot, right? Thanks, Barbara.

or somebody

You know, in whatever deity you follow, or person you trust, or something. Thanks, Pieter.

"soy oil" eh?

Sorry I forgot to post today. I don't know what kind of gross thing "soy oil" is a euphemism for, and I don't want to. Thanks, Paul.

we deliver placebos

Hey, as long as I get better, it's cool. Thanks, Susie.

uh, "in" night?

I don't know what makes this preposition so ambiguous, but it got me thinking deep thoughts about time and location... Thanks, Janae.

duuude

I guess they are afraid people are going to expect these onions to be sugary. Thanks, Emily.

yeah, "whoever"

I am guessing two guys with the nicknames "access" and "whoever" have been blocking this. Thanks, Matthew.