"Before"

I guess if you take your boots off RIGHT inside the lobby, good enough. Thanks Steve.

More fake bacon

I guess they have, like, bacos? Thanks Megan.

Oh "Deer"

This is pun-tastic. Thanks Erin!

the wink wink department

I guess this is where you used to go to do "important" "business" about "health." Thanks Jack.

"Cleans"

Jesse spotted this at a cafe, I do not know the status of these spoons, or the adjective/verb intention of the word in quotation marks.

Last Minute Gift Idea

This is your annual reminder that all your friends and family probably want The Book of Unnecessary Quotation Marks as a christmas gift.

"Sinister" bag

Rina and her boyfriend saw this ominous note in a Brooklyn apartment building. I can't tell if the quotation marks make it seem more or less sinister.

"Fresh" from "Dixon"

I wonder how far this corn really came, and how long it really took. Thanks Jason.

"Waiting" as you say

I guess they saw you playing candy crush and think that's not the purest form of waiting. Thanks Pip May.

so, like, one?

It seems like maybe they have a non-zero number of fried green tomatoes. Thanks Emily!