Real dangerous

Who knows what untold "perils" await you in this construction area. Thanks John.

"Hostess" Will Seat You

I guess it could also be a host? Or some kind of host-animal? Or a host GHOST because it rhymes. Thanks Christopher.

"Honoring Our Customers"

I can only assume that these are the titles of the owners favorite poems. That he wrote himself. Probably. Thanks Ruth.

Apologies for "inconvenience"

I guess they think it's not that inconvenient. Thanks Doreen.

Some kind of code?

I assume all these terms are defined in an asterisk somewhere else?  Thanks Paddy.

It's "Petrol" ok

Michelle spotted this in Bali and then her friend Juliet sent it on to me. And this is where they sell their fake petrol, I guess.

Coins "Only"

I wonder what else you can use to get a soda from this machine? Thanks Brian.

"Great" Chinese Food

I guess the food's ok. Thanks Bruce.

Fake police!

Fake library! Where are the real city services? Thanks Kim.

Cut for "Free"

I guess there's really no such thing as free... butchering? Thanks Matt.