They will pretend to prosecute you! Thanks, Jordan.
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7 comments:
Page 1?
Bonus points for writing a store notice in Notepad!
Perhaps they'll "prosecute" the case before Judge Judy.
I wonder what page 2 says.
@vickie, page two is wherein they explain the details of being "prosecuted"
Page two.
Shoplifters will face up to $5,000 in fines and 2 years in jail.
Now you know rest of the story.
Hello
Its really very funny.If this is page 1 of notice then what is page 2?May be there would be a law in page 2.I also wonder about this notice of shoplifting.
Lécithine
I see it as more menacing than that: Shoplifters will be "prosecuted" and fined all their teeth, out in the alley behind the shop.
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