Friday, April 28, 2006

linkage

This site doesn't get a lot of traffic (go figure) but I found out today while I was "working on my papers" that at least one resident of the internet found it amusing enough to link to. Check out his post - it has a snarky bumper sticker that I now covet.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Seen on the back of a semi

On my way to work this morning I got behind a truck with the following sign on the back

Wanted
"Dedicated" Drivers

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

"All Natural"?

Recently found on my friend Laura's blog:


So does this make it "all natural" peanut butter? Or all natural "peanut butter"?

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

at the zoo

while we were at the zoo in Columbia SC, my friend Sonya posed with this sign:


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Friday, February 17, 2006

my favorite sign

this isn't quotation marks, but I just love this sign. It's in a classroom where I spend a fair amount of time. It's like they consulted the fire or something. Awesome.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

"3 Cheers" for Homecoming

From a recent faculty bulletin:

Please excuse the cheerleaders, pep band, and homecoming court at 2:00pm this afternoon so they can prepare for the "pep" rally.

On second thought, with the apathy of the students toward the cheerleaders, maybe it was correct.

Monday, January 30, 2006

A "Linguist" Talks About Quotation Marks

There's a post about quotation marks on languagelog.org this morning. Arnold Zwicky rants about a journalist using quotation marks for emphasis.

The article beings:
Gratifying though it is to see myself quoted in print, I'm peeved to see myself represented as using quotation marks for emphasis. Like, 'for emphasis', meaning for emphasis. But that's what happens in Leslie Savan's Slam Dunks and No-Brainers, chapter 2 ("Pop Talk is History"), in the section (pp. 33-4) titled "Who needs Esperanto when you've you got Coca-Cola?" I'm not entirely sure how this happened. More interestingly, this case illustrates an issue in the mention (rather than use) of linguistic material, including quotation: faithfulness vs. well-formedness (shades of OT!).
Keep reading...

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Jewel-Osco Ad

Copy from a recent newspaper ad:

A Jewel-Osco "EXCLUSIVE" - Enjoy extra savings everytime you shop!

Typos everywhere!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

On a baseball roster

On the Dominican Republic's World Baseball Classic provisional roster:

Wily "Mo" Pena

Don't forget his triplets, Wily "Larry" Pena and Wily "Curly" Pena.

Or perhaps his twin Wily "Less" Pena?