Hope you don't need to use the facilities...

On the door at my insurance agent's office:

"No trespassing"

followed by

"No public restrooms"

It almost made me want to go to a new insurance agent.

I know a few good "charities"

thanks to Matt's friend Neal for spotting two hillarious examples, the first in this photo:


I'm going to start the Bethany's vacation "charity" soon... good idea!

The second was described thus:

"Also, this morning we saw a homemade sign (alas I didn't get a
picture) for
The Rub "Doctor" - Massage Therapist
Kind of creepy."

yes.

extra punctuation "free of charge"

Jon and Claude found this one on a Georgia highway. Someone is telling us to buy more for less. someone quoteable. Also, they are not open on any of the days after sunday and before monday. So if it's one of those days, and you want to "buy more for less"... tough luck.

"pool rules"

apparently actual cutoffs or diapers that are REALLY exposed are a-ok. (seen at at least 2 Georgia apartment complex swimming pools)

"doing our part making fun of people"

reader vikkitikkitavi submits this photo and quips, "I forget, who said "Doing our part natural gas vehicle"? Was that Ben Franklin, or Oscar Wilde?"

How "special"

Discovered at dinner at 84 East in Holland, MI

 

At a Minnesota "fuel" stop

This begs the question: what are you putting in your truck (or Jetta)?

(My apologies for the finger in the picture - I was trying to shield the camera lens from the deluge attacking southern Minnesota at that point.)

A Couple from Vancouver

Well I'm out here in Vancouver right now, and spotted a couple from my friends' theatre.















Not only is there a cuddle room, but apparently there's something called a "Glass Brick" room. This case may have actually worked with the quotes, though, as there were not actually any glass bricks in that room.















I guess that's enough said.

found in the Seattle Times:




maybe if people are going to be xenophobic they should learn to "write" their native language with punctuation that "makes sense."

not quotes, still funny

Jim found this on blogging.la.
I know it's not quotes but I think it's funny, and it's my blog.