no, really, it NEVER ENDS!

I don't know if it's not really endless, not really soup and salad, or not really dining...

(found by Jim in Brighton MI)

too much fun in one sign

We saw this one on our drive from Georgia to Michigan. I don't even know how to begin this snark. But it has a single quotation mark. That's definately inappropriate.

what kind of "supplies" would those be?

Jon is on the lookout even while travelling. He saw this one in the Dallas airport. I can only imagine the things they might need to "supply" the "cabin"...

speaking of grammatical pet peeves

this one drives me crazy, and someone made an image to explain why. (Thanks internet!)

AND I just found this site: literally, a weblog which documents abuses of the word "literally" which are, pretty much, as funny as abuses of quotation marks.

what's really wet?

The person who wrote this sign must have some skepticism about the quality of the construction, if we can only use the term "doors" with irony... nevermind the complete lack of grammatical word order...

"mixed" message

my friend Jon points out the quotation mark spawned ambiguity of this label, found in households across the nation:

what are they really made out of?

the same restaurant that boasted this sign also had this one. We didn't go there.

the "plus" means their back room business

wink wink, nudge nudge, saynomore....

We "care" about upholding the bill of rights

I like to believe the signmakers put those quotes in for sarcasm reasons (spotted by me and Jim atop smoky mountain national park).

more food you "might" want to eat

thanks to frequent contributor Hailey who found this in a Great Wraps in San Antonio. I'm disappointed she didn't order it using air quotes.

reader maureen documents an additional case here. I suspect these quotation marks are meaningful, but it is still strange.