"monetary"

Matt explains, "The Julian Doves and Desperados are a reenactment group that performs 'historic, comedy, gunfight skits' outdoors on Sundays." I wonder how many people spit in this spittoon?

sort of absolutely

There are "no weapons" under any circumstances. Except box cutters. Thanks, Dolst.

it's a lousy "game" anyway

Either "playing" with records can mean a variety of things, or they are trying to make a record player pun. Which is not funny. Thanks, Kevin.

not winning as such...

Hey, second place is an award too. Chris spotted this one.

sort of for public use

Killian suggests that this football field is SECRETLY for public use.

"back"

Kristin and Ryan saw this in Washington state. Chainsaws, woods, quotation marks... I don't trust it.

come on in

Submitter Tiffany says that this is on the door of the bathrooms at the Langley Porter Psychiatric Institute at the University of California, San Francisco. Perhaps "knock first" is their slogan.

yeah, your time is "important"

Izzy found this at Edinburgh university, where they do not believe there is such a thing as an inconvenience.

don't try it

Marianne attributes this one to "a friend's dad, who was either very proud of his newly installed sink or deeply skeptical of his DIY plumbing skills." At least it's not "water"...

"guaranteed"

Greg spotted this in London. I guess it's not guaranteed in the sense that there is an actual guarantee. Bummer.