something with fins anyway

Melissa suggests this bracelet could have a shark on it. Perhaps Anna's mom is a little unclear about her maritime anatomy.

wine-like

You've probably had Paul Newman's Own "Chips", "Spaghetti Sauce" or "Salad Dressing" - but "Chardonnay"? It's probably made out of "grapes".

Thanks to SteveR, Bend, OR!

mmm, "salad"

Come on, it's not a real bar if there's no booze.
Laura asked her husband to take this picture at the grocery store, but she didn't know that he would have a confusing conversation with a concerned manager who did not understand the concept of the "blog".

no fake credit cards

we don't except "five finger discouts" either, jerks. Thanks, Kevin.

fake love. awesome.

I'd stay away from these folks. They probably want to "love" you. Thanks, Jodi!

seasonal

I think the implication here is that these bunnies are only cool as spring-signifying mammals go. Thanks, Evan.

to your "health"

I guess this slaw is not so healthy after all. It was spotted in brooklyn by a contributor who did not give me his/her name.

I'm "working"

Mark sent me this one. I guess you can lease this "office" space for whatever kind of "work" you "do".

like an egyptian?

Submitter Joe saw this in a parking garage and quips, "I guess there's more than one way to go down a ramp."

unique-ish

Geez, all the artists here have the same oddball style. Must be "unique". Thanks, Brad in Oregon.