nice quotation

I guess it depends on when you open it, eh? Thanks, Dennis.

more like suggested

I guess nobody is going to enforce this one. Thanks, Tor.

ketchup drive?

Maybe they accept other bodily fluids here too. Thanks, Jon.

only if they are "citizens"?

Amy suggests this means it's ok to shoot.

is this one sarcasm?

I guess here the quotation marks indicate that the sign-writer knows the caution-tape and the shopping cart and the cardboard are probably enough. Thanks, Megan.

Mothers couple hours

The person who made this sign was clearly cynical about the extent to which the entire day gets given to mothers. Thanks, Jess.

really "modern"

These elevators are really "new" "technology" here. Thanks, Courtney.

you know, some number

The quotation marks are not the only thing that is less than clear about this sign. It kind of makes it sound like you get 6 free cups of coffee... Thanks, David.

springy?

Maybe it's only kind of a break. I am desperately trying to come up with an Arrested Development joke that makes sense. Woo! Thanks, Kathleen.

"free" here means "included"

Good to know you don't have to purchase actual food. Thanks, Joe.