Preferred by amateurs

Submitters Jan and Jen explain that this was on the box for a wall-mounted laundry tub. I guess semi-pro laundresses think it's the jam.

How big is it?

I guess this clothing barn is offering moderate discounts. Thanks Nathan.

or, maybe do?

I guess some kind of marking or damaging of this port-a-potty might be encouraged, but keep it on the DL. Thanks Erin!

"Save $100"

Ok, don't save it actually, spend $200 on this thing, you caught us. Thanks Jack.

or do we?

I mean, maybe SOME deliveries would be welcome at 6:45. But probably not yours. Thanks Clint.

shut the lights "off"

I guess if you put them on dim, it's good enough? Thanks Jan and Jen.

Depending on your definition

As a former employee of a Subway franchise, I'm going to guess "We Bake Our Own Bread" is a hit song about the miserable day the AC went out. Or an implication that if one thaws, scores and bakes bread that comes frozen and shaped, one has only "baked" it. Thanks Kelly.

"parking"

I like that with the combo of music house and package store, the parking is the questionable part. Maybe in St Louis it makes sense? Thanks Andee.

"Acoustic" entertainment

I wonder if it's really visual? Maybe they think the use of microphones makes it not technically acoustic? Thanks Scott.

"love" thy neighbor

I guess God would be okay with pretending to love your neighbor? Thanks Kata.