Wednesday, December 28, 2005


no quotes here - but fun nontheless. Apparently the difference between "heated" and "warmed" is significant:

Friday, December 16, 2005

"Houston," we have a "problem"

Found in a freshman English paper about a boy going to space: The "Houston" radioed me and told me to get strapped in because they were going to be "blasting off" in a few minutes.

Thursday, December 01, 2005


aKaraoke screen I saw recently proudly announced a song was in the key of "E".
although, come to think of it, this may have been an appropriate use of quotation marks.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

In the Family Fare in Holland MI

In our deli - lunchmeats with "NO" MSG!

superior site

Kent pointed me to the Gallery of ''Misused'' Quotation Marks which has the same purpose as this site, but more traffic and more examples. In spite of the competition, I shall continue to add to this site when the opportunity arises.

Sunday, October 30, 2005


I am in the process of grading ~50 midterm examinations from my Public Speaking class. I have encountered several instances of misplaced quotation marks (as well as other writing errors and general incoherencies) and avoided the impulse to mark off points for such things. But I did appreciate the student who said the speaker in the sample speech might change the "wording" if she were speaking to Congress.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

From Burger King

I went to Burger King one time, and all over their menu they had:

"New" Spicy Chicken
"New" Chicken Tenders
"New" Double Cheesburger

That's not exactly what was on the menu, but you get the point. What that says to me is "By 'new', we mean it's been sitting in the freezer for about 2 years and the health department says we need to get it out of there."

Friday, October 07, 2005

from Istanbul Turkey

Thanks to Danielle Sundberg who sent me this fantastic photo all the way from Istanbul Turkey. It really brings unneccesary quotation marks to a whole 'nother level. She says she found it "on a bench of sorts".
I don't even know what it means! awesome.

Thursday, September 22, 2005


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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

spotted in Indiana

in a rest area on our trip today, I noted a sign:

rest room "open"

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Found on a truck in Holland, MI

A pest control truck in Holland had the name of the company and, under it, in quotes, "we make mouse calls".

to smoke or not to smoke

seen at a McDonald's in Everett, Washington last week:

This is a "Non-Smoking" Restaurant

Friday, July 08, 2005

found on the net

I don't know if this sign qualifies for this site or if it's just strange altogether. I saw it though, and thought it was about time to post something anyway.

Friday, July 01, 2005

another language blog

Not that anything will ever be as fun as listening for others in my vicinity to drop "a whole nother," but my favorite weird language thing is the appearance of innapropriate quotation marks in printed material. Although, actually, sometimes people accomplish innapropriate quotation marks verbally as well, through the use of "quoty fingers" - another amusing phenomena.

So, what I'm interested in here is quotation marks that appear for no reason. These often work to obscure the intended meaning to comic effect, at least if you're a punctuation nerd. Not that i know anyone like that.

The most recent example I have is from the Hope Summer Repatory Theatre program in one actor's bio. Something like you may remember his "hips" from last year's production of Bye Bye Birdie. So... were they not real hips? (maybe they were so not real)

Feel free to uncover and report your own examples in comments.