Saturday, June 27, 2015

"Cancelled" picnic

I guess they can't stop you from eating outside if you want to. Thanks Erin.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Sarcasm and Linguistics

I enjoyed this long piece on the toast about how we express sarcasm typographically on the internet. It may also be relevant to your interests. Back with more quotation marks soon!

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

"Best" rates you say?

I guess best doesn't always mean cheapest? Come here for some middle-of-the-road rates! Thanks Christina.

Is this actually the mafia?

Something is encoded in here, I'm just not sure what. Thanks Eric.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

"ringing" eh?

I wonder what sound the alarm actually makes? Thanks Brian.

Monday, June 15, 2015

"Twin" lobster

I guess the "single" lobster is actually engaged, and the "twin" lobsters are really just unrelated dopelgangers. Thanks Adam.

"Open" 5 am

I mean, I'm not going to verify it, maybe they're, like, ajar at 5 am? Thanks Julianne.

extra "sauce"

I'm going to pretend they actually hand out these with the take out orders. Thanks Mark.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Does it belong to Irene?

Is Irene her real name or her nickname? Maybe it's both, like her name is Irene "Irene" Smith? Thanks Melissa.

Sunday, June 07, 2015

Quick change

Toni and her husband saw this sign at a flea market, made fun of it out loud, and returned to find it mysteriously changed. I have to say, I strongly prefer the shiny version.

Thursday, June 04, 2015

"Best" service center

I guess it's, like, among the best service centers. Thanks Stephen.

Wednesday, June 03, 2015

"Clearly Refreshing"

I don't know how I feel about this marginally refreshing water. Actually, I do, and that feeling is suspicious. Thanks Andrew.

Monday, June 01, 2015


I wonder what "Children" is code for here? Thanks Marissa.

Machine "Broken"

This doesn't seem fishy at all. They seem really "sorry" about it. Thanks Vanessa.

"Saturday's Mail"

I can only assume that "Slide it Under" is the dance that goes with the song "Saturday's Mail." A real hit. Thanks Ben.

No you in team?

Not a lot of team players on "Team" Darby I guess. Thanks Ian.