Sunday, September 27, 2015

"Store cool"

I assume this is some kind of spy code? Thanks Emma.

Thursday, September 24, 2015

"Escape Rope"

This rope is clearly decorative. Thanks Joel.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

"New" Cheeses

I mean, I guess they are still, like, fermented? Maybe not, maybe it's just a pool of milk. Thanks Jake.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

"The Attorney"

So wait, is "the attorney" his fight name, or is he actually an attorney? Thanks Andy.

Friday, September 11, 2015


I found the nutra-sweet, guys. Thanks Melissa.

Thursday, September 10, 2015


I don't know if you should encourage people to trick their friends like this. Thanks Ben.

Sunday, September 06, 2015


Maybe these folks are pointing out that our notion of authenticity itself is culturally constructed? Thanks Rick.

Saturday, September 05, 2015

"book holiday party now"

This sounds like my kind of holiday, but maybe the quotation marks mean the opposite of that? Thanks Kathleen.


I guess there's no such thing as a free pisco tasting. Thanks Justin.

"do not" "use" "elevator"

This is all part of a complicated code, clearly. Thanks Matt.

Friday, September 04, 2015

"No" dogs

Does this mean, like, metaphorical dogs? Like somebody's ex-boyfriend? Thanks wavking.

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

"Quiet" Please

I assume this means they want you miming blasting a trumpet right outside, right? Thanks Jennifer.

"Hot dogs"

Actually.... it's cool cats.
Thanks Kimberly.