Saturday, November 30, 2013

"odor control"

Ok, if this is a euphemism, I'm not sure how to express this meaning more explicitly. Thanks Andrew.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013


I guess it's not so delicious after all. Thanks Civarazzi.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

"lot" full

I have no idea what this is referring to if it is not a parking lot. I mean, the bar for achieving "lot" status is pretty low, right? Thanks Angie.

Fair enough

This candy probably isn't actually from a mountain, but WHAT IF IT WAS from the Big Rock Candy Mountain. The one! From the song! Thanks Jo.

Monday, November 25, 2013

"students" take note

I guess the "students" at this school don't "study" so much? Thanks David.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

"Country Store"

I guess the store is actually in the city. Thanks Rob.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

"Never" Forget

I mean, I guess we should be realistic about memories and stuff. Thanks Ryan.

No "Pets"

I guess they have a problem with your taxidermy pets here. Thanks Linda.

Monday, November 18, 2013

"The Bridge"

Submitter Kathryn testifies that it is a real bridge. Over a canyon.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Flush "Automatically"

I guess there's an "automatic" flusher pushing buttons somewhere... creepy... Thanks Erin.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Former Bookies "Whatever"

None of this makes any sense, so it's probably the greatest. Thanks Catherine.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Sure it is

Sounds like a lot of "fun." Thanks John.


I guess these rooms aren't too.... classy? Thanks Tavi.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

"Press" the button

I guess you really have to whack it. Thanks Roxanne.

Thursday, November 07, 2013

Fake Saturday?

Maybe they are protesting the traditional days of the week? Maybe it's a Friday but it will feel like Saturday because crabs? Thanks John.

Wednesday, November 06, 2013

"New Item"

I guess they're willing to admit that this food stand didn't invent fried bananas. Thanks Deborah.

Monday, November 04, 2013

"Parking permit"

Looks like they accept counterfeit permits. Thanks S from MSU.

Sunday, November 03, 2013

"Grilled" Brats

I wonder what grilling-adjacent cooking method they used. Thanks Sean.

Saturday, November 02, 2013

Welcome "to enjoy" the park

This one has a kind of Jurassic Park sense of foreboding to it. "Enjoy" it! Thanks Nick.

Friday, November 01, 2013

We "Do Care"

Suuuure you do, buddy. I bet you lose a lot of sleep over how much you care about my vehicle. Thanks Nick.