"All Legal"

This may be the least reassuring thing I have ever seen, and that is REALLY saying something. Thanks Stephanie.

Delivery Entrance "Only"

I guess this entrance is for delivery PLUS. Thanks Don.

"Salt the Fries"

I guess this is some kind of inside joke or reference. Fries humor: it's very complex. Thanks KittyLugnut.

No playing with "balls"

It gets better, Kristin saw this at a middle school basketball tournament. MIDDLE SCHOOL. BALLS. Ok, you get it.

"Fresh" squeezed

The squeezing of this orange juice is a poor excuse for fresh. Thanks Rachel.

"Mining"

Maybe Alaska's real future is in Miming Mining! Thanks Erin.

Salad "or" Veges

And? For? Over? Is? Thanks James.

"hat" rack

This rack is actually for anything but hats, and SOMEBODY is breaking the rules. Thanks Kacee.

Equipment room

There is so much going on in this one. Two fonts of quotation marks, one pair without a mate, odd decorations... I don't even know what to say, and obviously have no idea what is actually in the room, if it is even a room. Thanks Keisha.

May or may not take credit cards

The credit card quotation is pretty good, but I have to say my favorite thing about this sign is the exclamation mark after cigarettes! making me think it may be a musical. Thanks Allie.