Thursday, April 17, 2014

Interview on The Grammarist

I did this interview, which you may read if you are interested.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

"No" food or drink

Special food/drink allowed, I guess. Or imaginary food? Thanks Forrest.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

"Purchase Required"

I guess it's only required for some people. Thanks Nick.

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Monday, April 07, 2014

Is this like The Fonz or something?

I don't know if I'm more worried about alleged pizza or the freshness of the mussels. Thanks Michael.

Real dangerous

Who knows what untold "perils" await you in this construction area. Thanks John.

Sunday, April 06, 2014

"Hostess" Will Seat You

I guess it could also be a host? Or some kind of host-animal? Or a host GHOST because it rhymes. Thanks Christopher.

Saturday, April 05, 2014

"Honoring Our Customers"

I can only assume that these are the titles of the owners favorite poems. That he wrote himself. Probably. Thanks Ruth.

Apologies for "inconvenience"

I guess they think it's not that inconvenient. Thanks Doreen.