Saturday, May 09, 2015

"Parking in the Rear"


Nice, uh, slogan? theme song? famous quotation? you got there. Thanks Jen.

Friday, May 08, 2015

"unexpected" surprises


I wonder if this is like most of the gifts in my family -- ones where you pretend to be surprised to get the very thing you put on your list. Thanks Devan.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

"Open" you say?


This seems like an opportunity for bad news at an awkward moment. Thanks Ruth.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

"No" use after dark


This sign is obviously only so people can feel like they are being mildly rebellious by swimming after dark. Thanks Joel.

Monday, April 20, 2015

"Euphemisms"


I love everything about this. I'm not sure if "excrement" counts as a quotation marks-worthy euphemism, it's fairly direct, but this is a sign about penguin poo, so inherently funny. Thanks Alexander.

3-ish


Maybe you get, like, 2 regular bottles and a baby one. Thanks Stephen.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

"Now" offers


Maybe they've actually been offering it for years, but it was, like, a joke or something. Thanks Kacy.

Monday, April 13, 2015

"Homegrown" Ice Cream



I gave a talk this afternoon about this blog at Keene State College, we got this local ice cream that wants you to know you can't "grow" ice cream.

Thursday, April 02, 2015

"Diner"


Maybe it's just a movie set. Thanks Gil.

Monday, March 30, 2015

"Filling"


I guess you'll leave this lunch feeling a little bit snacky. Thanks Sophie.