"doing" stuff

I have no idea what it is, and whether or not it is something you can "do" but, uh, The Midcounties Co-operative has. Thanks Will.

Made from soylent green

I guess there's more than just tomatoes in that sauce. Thanks Genevieve.

build a "wrap"

 

I had no idea the definition of "wrap" was so restrictive. Thanks Poindexter.

Free "meal"

Get ready for some really excellent birthday peanut butter toast.

Thanks Ron.

wait, whose jeans?

I don't really understand what's happening here, but I think it has to do with this. Thanks Nick.

"no" longer "free"

Ok, some of this paper I guess still costs the same? That cost being "free"? Thanks Miles.

Or for... you...

Inga saw this in Berlin and says it translates to "Flowers for 'her.'" Clearly a shop for men who are actually just buying flowers for themselves. It's cool to like flowers, dudes.


(Editor's note: I'm doing a two-step cross-country move this summer. If posting becomes sporadic, please forgive me. I'll do my best to keep up and work ahead if I'll be without internet for a few days.)

"American" or whatever

I had to look it up to see where John Wayne was born, but it looks like it's Iowa. Maybe he did something in his life to lead whoever made this statue to question his American bona fides. Thanks Isma.

"hot" oatmeal

I guess this oatmeal is more lukewarm. Thanks Joel.

Quotation marks: endorsed

Assuming that "City" Block is this guy's nickname, I not only believe these quotation marks are acceptable, but also that he has the greatest nickname, possibly, of all time. Thanks Jessica.