"cash" only

Another store accepting fake cash. Thanks, David.

"or"

Some toys ARE non-perishable food items? I guess? nothing says fun like canned food! Thanks, Gabe.

"egg" "salad"

Ok, I'm on board with things involving mayo not being called salad, but if it doesn't have eggs in it... Thanks, David.

passive aggressive, sarcastic trashcan

My anonymous danish source translates the sign this way, "Can you 'maybe' empty me when I'm 'full'? (- signed) 'The Trashbin' "

your "cheeks" eh?

I can't figure out if this is supposed to be a euphemism or just weird. Thanks, Jacob.

Oh do they

Erik got both of these emails after purchasing a Subaru. I'm not sure which error is worse, but I know which one is funnier.

oh "will" it

We aren't trying to manipulate you at all! These alarms "really" "are" better. So cut out the smoking. Thanks, Robert.

gifts on "this" table

I guess you can put the gifts on any old table. Thanks, Matt.

Train runs "express"

Don't confuse "express" with actually going fast. Or vocalizing feelings. Thanks, Andrew.

they have "seeds"

I don't know if they have imaginary seeds, or seeds so huge they should really be called pits, but something is up. Thanks, Wilsons.