Monday, July 28, 2014

Keep "Completely" Closed

Rarely has a word in quotation marks been so directly contradicted by the quotation marks as "completely." I guess at, like, the molecular level you can never be completely closed. Thanks Peter.

"Close" the door

I guess the door can be kind of angled in the direction of closed-ness. Thanks Gary.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

"Judges" only

I guess a judgmental attitude is good enough. Thanks Natasha.

"Civilian Friendly"

Jacques spotted this in Ghana. I am not sure this is a kind of "friendship" I want to test...

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Please "Do Not" Remove

Dean spotted this in an airport, that actually doesn't care if you take their magazines on the plane I guess.

Monday, July 21, 2014

"Let me know"

I guess this is the hint for fellow users of esperanto or semaphore? Or maybe it's the title of a song about transactions. Thanks Chris.

Mmm "wedding cake"

I think you should definitely do this sketchy wedding reception situation. Doesn't seem risky at all. Thanks Diana.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

nothing confidential here...

Submitter Don used innovative finger technology to block out the name of the company on this sign. A company that totally "doesn't" keep its confidential documents in this cabinet.

Available "Here"

I don't see any tires (or tyres?) so I guess it's not exactly where the sign is. Thanks Tom.

"Not Very Smart"

Ok, in this case, it may be a euphemism for what they actually wanted to say. But the contempt just barely under the surface here is pretty funny. Thanks Nilsson.