Saturday, November 22, 2014

Allegedly


I mean, we aren't saying that we are manufacturers, or that these woolens are "fine." We're just repeating what other people have said. Thanks Tim.

Tarte "Maurice"



Submitter Scott quips, "In Paris, labelling pseudo-homemade as such may be the law, for all I know. But I'm worried about the existential doubt surrounding Maurice."

Monday, November 17, 2014

Fake polite coffee


I guess "please" is a code for the insult they wanted to write. Thanks Georgian.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

For "Customers"


I guess you can use these if you pretend to be buying something. Thanks Kate.

Friday, November 14, 2014

"All Beers"


I guess just the beers they sell there, not, like, ALL the beers. Thanks Jonathan.

Yeah, that's safer


I mean, unless your fence comes with mind control, I feel like at least somebody is going to be all "don't tell me what to do!" so those quotation marks make it a little more... true. Thanks Greg.

If you say so


Dude, do you help people get real babies, or do you just give them a realistic doll and hope they don't notice? Thanks Tina.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

"Not a Fire Exit"


In the event of a fire, parse this punctuation! Thanks James.

Thursday, November 06, 2014

Sounds "Credible"


Terri got this postcard in the mail. I think we can all agree the photo is the best part of this, but I also like to believe that "Discussion Topics To Include" is a really terrible slogan, that they repeat for other events.

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

"American Express"


I guess they don't take fake credit cards. How dare they. Thanks Brett.