Monday, July 20, 2015

"Walk to Class"


Dianne spotted this near the campus of University of Kansas. Obviously, if you really live here, you will only jog, skip, or march to class.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Helmets for "safety"


I guess there are all kinds of dangers helmets don't protect you from.... Thanks Gary.

Lane may be "slippery"


I mean, look, I'm not saying the lubricated floor is going to be slippery, somebody else did. I don't want to be associated with that. Thanks Rafa.

"Fresh" Taffy


I mean, it's sugar, right? Not, like, produce. Thanks John.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Anything "Dutch"


I assume this is for things that are dutch in expressions but not from the netherlands, such as dutch ovens, going dutch on a date, or jumping rope double dutch, etc. No weird/awesome salty black licorice here. Thanks David.

"Out of Cheese"


I mean, I have my personal reserve of camembert, but that is not what we're talking about here. Thanks Eric.

"Gluten Free" section


I guess this section is for people who just want you to tell you there is no gluten in their bread or cake. Thanks Mandana.

Sunday, July 05, 2015

Wait.. what?



This must be a reverse-psychology way of gathering firewood because nothing else makes more sense. Thanks Elizabeth.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

"Cancelled" picnic


I guess they can't stop you from eating outside if you want to. Thanks Erin.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Sarcasm and Linguistics

I enjoyed this long piece on the toast about how we express sarcasm typographically on the internet. It may also be relevant to your interests. Back with more quotation marks soon!