Tuesday, September 01, 2015

"Quiet" Please

I assume this means they want you miming blasting a trumpet right outside, right? Thanks Jennifer.

"Hot dogs"

Actually.... it's cool cats.
Thanks Kimberly.

Monday, August 31, 2015


I mean, obviously you need to use an assumed name to do inspections. Duh. Thanks Michelle.

Monday, August 24, 2015

"Broken Toilet"

Here's where the secret meetings obviously take place. Thanks Marianne.


I guess this is where you can buy a sorry excuse for milk? Thanks Adam.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

"Competitive Starting Pay"

Seems like the hiring manager can't quite keep a straight face with this one. Thanks Mark.

Sunday, August 16, 2015


Sure it's enforced. You'll get right on that, I see. Thanks Anthony.

"To go"

I guess if they stay here, they remain condiments. Thanks Jack.

Monday, August 10, 2015

No Customers "Allowed"

Maybe some managers allow it? Thanks Jad.

"For guest safety"

Submitter Oliver suggests this is more about the operator's temperament than guest safety.