tastes like "chicken"

Daniel and Brangien spotted this in Anchorage AK, and supplied my headline. I can only assume this soup is actually made of something crazy like squirrel or moose.

inexplicable

Uh, I guess somebody is saying the car? It's a fictional car? I give up on this one. Thanks, Amy.

if you say so, wimp

Perhaps this was in a northern store and written by a southerner. I changed my idea of what "hot" weather is in the last few years too. Thanks, Mike.

that's not creepy

Thanks for making a biblical invitation sound so dirty, church. Thanks, Chance.

sinister

Does this make it seem like the sausage is made out of kids? Thanks, Geoff.

they have air in them!

Zoe spotted this at a laundromat. I will say this: I've washed plenty of coins, and they always come out ok.

don't "blow" it up

I guess you don't have to blow on it to clean it up. Thanks, David.

that's not cute

Libbey's friend spotted this in Alaska. I guess they've seen that joke too many times.

I apologize for being off the grid the last few days. I was with family for my brother-in-law's wedding and did not realize how busy I would be! My niece kept us all away from our computers.

wait, what is it really?

Some people are leaving piles of chocolate or something sitting around. Thanks, Esmerelda.

"sounds like" "they will"

Heather spotted this one in Florida. Maybe this is a conversation, about shoes. That you are supposed to read.

don't panic?

Submitter Cassie suggests that "relax" is a euphemism for something else...

fire exit code

So, this is obviously about where you have to go to get pot. Or escape a fire. Thanks, Rob.

so wait, who works there?

My friend Erin spotted this farm in her neighborhood. I guess they are stretching the definition a bit...

outlawed near carolina?

I guess these fireworks are going for plausible deniability. Thanks, Drew.

as some people call them

Where do you want to go this weekend honey? Hot springs or "the hot springs"? I think the answer is clear. Thanks Scott!

how "exciting"

Submitter Russ suggests this is actually a video of their employees playing soccer.

elbowy?

I guess this thing isn't as handy as you'd suspect. Thanks, Michelle.

OR IS IT

I don't know, it sure looks like a step to me... Thanks, Daniel.

"new" and "fresh" eh?

I guess the point of drying fruit is that it lasts longer... Thanks, Caitlin.

Adults can read it

Allen writes, "I was expecting to find tequila and pickled eggs on the kids menu. No such luck."

orly?

This place, it has some kind of, um, conditioning. For something. Maybe. Is this a quote in a quote somehow? Thanks, Lindsey.

really it's an emu

I don't know what kind of fake bird you are supposed to get on, but there you go... Thanks, David.

oh, those guys

Is that, like, midgets? Thanks, Gabriel.

heh heh

Nothing about this sign makes sense and I love it. Thanks, Daniel.

they actually do not want to be asked

nobody wants to be asked for liquor REALLY. Thanks, Ali.

fake food, mmm

Joyce explains:
this is the box of the meal I ate tonight, 'Knorr Wereldgerechten'.
It's in Dutch. Translation:

Contents of this box:
1 bag of 'rice'
1 bag of 'dressing'
1 bag of 'sauce'

"18"

You must deliver a pretend age to use the massage chairs. I can't decide if I want to go older or younger. Thanks, Matt.

not so yummy

I guess the food is only ok. Thanks, hopita.

you know, "those things"

Fake meats, kids. It leads to problems. Thanks, Bill.

maybe look it up on "myface"

Nick saw this on a music camp newsletter. I guess they are using this fancy new technology called "facebook" or something...