Monday, April 20, 2015


Maybe you get, like, 2 regular bottles and a baby one. Thanks Stephen.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

"Now" offers

Maybe they've actually been offering it for years, but it was, like, a joke or something. Thanks Kacy.

Monday, April 13, 2015

"Homegrown" Ice Cream

I gave a talk this afternoon about this blog at Keene State College, we got this local ice cream that wants you to know you can't "grow" ice cream.

Thursday, April 02, 2015


Maybe it's just a movie set. Thanks Gil.

Monday, March 30, 2015


I guess you'll leave this lunch feeling a little bit snacky. Thanks Sophie.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

"Beautiful" house

Is realty journalism now? Oh, that's not MY opinion, it's what somebody ELSE said. Glad to know you don't have an opinion on this house, realtor committed to objectivity. Thanks Ben.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

"Paper towel"

1) How many signs do I have to post admonishing people to not put paper towels in a toilet? Isn't that self-evident?
2) Maybe it's not really about paper towels? Because quotation marks?
Thanks Andy.

"not working"

Obviously these are all proprietary terms.  Especially "out of order." Thanks Carla.

Friday, March 27, 2015


What's cooler than being cool? This beer except probably not. Thanks Iesuco.

Monday, March 09, 2015

Great slogan!

So, was it 20 minutes away when they MADE the sign, or where they hung it? Or is that just what they tell people before the 3-hour trip? Thanks John.