fresh "off" the boat

Wait, they are still on the boat? They floated here in those little wooden crates???? Thanks Diana.

Buying "Gold"

Bring your fools gold here! Thanks Colin.

special-ish

These pineapple chunks are not special at all. Not even a little bit. Thanks Jamie and Jack.

"gluten" free

These sausages may or may not have gluten, which these people may or may not believe is a real thing. Thanks Matt.

Eat some "fish"

I guess it's not really made out of fish? Thanks Cynthia.

"use the kitchen"

Submitter Ashley and I both wonder what "use the kitchen" is a euphemism for.

"new" dresses

I guess these dresses might be gently used... Thanks Justin.

the horrifying clown

Sounds like Coco is nothing but "laughs." Thanks Abbey.

leave "on"

My dad spotted this at his physical therapist's office. I guess if the light actually turns itself off, it's not really on, OR IS IT????

paper-esque

Here's a barrel for whatever. As long as you pretend it's paper. Thanks to John, who spotted this in my hometown Holland, MI.