Friday, September 19, 2014


Don't think too hard about what a truly complete flush might be (Off the planet altogether? Out of existence?) Thanks Phil.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Repair "By Experts"

Those "experts" are probably really "reliable" and "good" at their jobs. Thanks Stephen.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Buffalo "Wangs"

I think I hope these quotation marks are necessary and I really hope they meant to say wings. And mean it. Thanks sakkyoku.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Actually someone else's

I feel like we should be clear about whose waste this is, but I'm not going to get close enough to find out. Thanks Charlotte.

Monday, September 15, 2014

We "Established" It, Ok?

But not, like, established enough that we've sold out to the man or anything.... Thanks Dan.

"Pillow" sale

I guess these are sorry excuses for pillows. Thanks Marie.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

We're sure you'll be "highly satisfied"

I'm not sure what they're implying here, but it seems kind of suspect. Just give me some lean cuisines with no funny stuff, ok? Thanks Jeremy.

Friday, August 29, 2014

In "the Media"

The blog is featured in a language column in The Guardian today. Check it out! Happy to be featured alongside comedy giants such as Hyperbole and a Half and Weird Al.

Monday, August 25, 2014

"Gates Locked" You say?

I guess I'll mime checking in then. Thanks Michael.

Sunday, August 24, 2014