Thursday, April 30, 2015

"Open" you say?

This seems like an opportunity for bad news at an awkward moment. Thanks Ruth.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

"No" use after dark

This sign is obviously only so people can feel like they are being mildly rebellious by swimming after dark. Thanks Joel.

Monday, April 20, 2015


I love everything about this. I'm not sure if "excrement" counts as a quotation marks-worthy euphemism, it's fairly direct, but this is a sign about penguin poo, so inherently funny. Thanks Alexander.


Maybe you get, like, 2 regular bottles and a baby one. Thanks Stephen.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

"Now" offers

Maybe they've actually been offering it for years, but it was, like, a joke or something. Thanks Kacy.

Monday, April 13, 2015

"Homegrown" Ice Cream

I gave a talk this afternoon about this blog at Keene State College, we got this local ice cream that wants you to know you can't "grow" ice cream.

Thursday, April 02, 2015


Maybe it's just a movie set. Thanks Gil.