Tuesday, August 27, 2013

"Alarm Will Sound"

I guess there's no real alarm. Thanks Stephanie.

Monday, August 26, 2013

"Now Serving"

Something is happening with something that resembles pizza. Couldn't say what. Thanks Mark.

Don't "Pluck"

Lisa spotted this in a flower shop in Dubai. I wonder what kind of behavior they were really trying to curb here.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Special Promotion "All Day"

Promotion may be void at specific times of day, without notice. Thanks Jack.


I definitely would "trust" these fireworks to go off at the right time and "not" maim me! Thanks Matt.

Sorry for the unexpected haitus. Life got busy, I had to let something slide.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Sanitized for "You"

I guess they aren't sanitizing it for you in particular. Thanks Alan.

Sunday, August 11, 2013


My friend Kristy explains, "I've been really excited to try this new lunch spot near my house, but now I'm nervous that the customer service will be sub-par since they've settled for 'training' their employees."

Friday, August 09, 2013

Is that like the song about the luftballons?

Or maybe this is some oblique reference. To something. Thanks April.

Thursday, August 08, 2013

"Only" "one"

Submitter Ken says he saw this at a Burger King drive through, but that still doesn't explain what is going on at all. Whatever it is, it is part of a complicated code, targeted at Jean.

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Good ol' "Savory"

Submitter Luned writes, "This is about this guy they know, his real name is Medford Crackers, but everyone calls him Savory."

Tuesday, August 06, 2013


I don't know. Those look like real onions to me. Thanks Josh.

Clearance "Furniture"

Maybe this is some of that hipster upcycled furniture made out of trash? Thanks Jimmy.

Monday, August 05, 2013

"12 Beers"

I guess they really have 6 beers on tap, and then some "light" versions. Thanks Alan.