Thursday, October 31, 2013

Annual quotation marks

Every year around this time I get half a dozen photos of this sign on Hollywood Blvd. I guess they used to have a big silly string fight but now it's illegal. But only sarcastically. This image was sent by Brian. Thanks!

"We Build the" "Furniture"

I guess they approximate furniture? Thanks to a submitter in Vancouver who did not sign the email.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Condo code

I guess there's some secret code stuff happening at this condo. Maybe in the "social room." Thanks Daniel.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Proceed with "Caution"

I guess fake caution is good enough. Thanks Dante.

Monday, October 28, 2013

Keeps the "Doctor" Away

Submitter Daniel claims to have seen actual apples inside this fridge. Maybe they were impostors.

More "laughs"

I guess if you buy this particular bluray, you will fake laugh more often. Not sure if that's a selling point. Thanks Craig.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

A dialogue about flushing

This is by far the most polite sign on this theme I have ever seen. I'm assuming a few bosses are meant to be saying this in a dialogue. Thanks Tim.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

"your own" dishes

I guess they aren't real open to narrow definitions of "your own" dishes. Thanks Carrie.

de "cacao"

Submitter Ana didn't supply a translation for this one, but I believe this means: "chocolate" beverage 20 cordobas. I wonder what the flavor really is!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

As in "case of the..."?

I guess putting it this way gives you the flexibility to close on any day that feels mondayish. Thanks Jake.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Rest "A" While

Submitters Ginevra and Rod suggest we might rest a few whiles here.

Monday, October 21, 2013

New "Management"

I guess they don't do a very good job of managing? Thanks Marianne.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Dinner "Ideas"

I assume these are actually little lightbulb characters on the go. Thanks Robert.

"Delicate" cleaners

I don't even know what "Delicate" is meant to imply here, but it's some kind of euphemism for something, I assume. Thanks Christy!

Saturday, October 19, 2013

"Fresh" Cheese Curds

I suspect this cheese is less than delicious. Can't say why. Thanks Greg.

Friday, October 04, 2013

"Required" parking

I guess it's a soft requirement. Thanks Matt.

"free wood"

I don't even.... Maybe it has something to do with this classic character?  I would not advise checking with the office. Thanks Anastasia.

Thursday, October 03, 2013

"Always" Clean

I guess they function with a loose definition of "always." Thanks Kim.

Wednesday, October 02, 2013

"Dog's" Welcome

Somebody with the nickname "Dog" appears to be welcome here. Thanks Cha.

"All Violators" "Towed"

Presumably this is a giant code for the customers disguised as a poorly written sign about parking. Thanks Ryan.

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

"bath room"

I wonder what they really have. An outhouse? A pit? A water closet? Thanks Donna.


Hey, I know a place where you can get some artificial turf. Thanks Michael.