Monday, January 26, 2015

Fake polite warning

I have to say the illustration kind of makes the request seem less sincere, because it seems like it would be funny? I'll show myself out. Thanks Chelsea!

Around then

Ok ok, it was established in an old-timey photo booth. Thanks Chelsea.

Sign up for "Emails"

Ok, I'm pretty curious what kind of "Emails" this is going to produce. Thanks Cudazi.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

"Not" responsible

I think you are maybe a little bit responsible? Don't know what is giving me that impression. Thanks Tom.


Nice of them to include borderline emergencies. Thanks Adam.

Saturday, January 24, 2015


Don't even try to open this door. It's definitely "locked." Thanks Ian.

Friday, January 23, 2015

"Real" Skulls

Submitter Thea says she thinks these skulls were real, which leads me to believe at the very least, they were made out of matter.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

I'm mean, not WITH the combo

The drinks and the combos are just friends, don't get any ideas. Thanks Hazel.

Outgoing Contraband Only

Seems like this mailbox is totally not for illegal activities at ALL. Thanks Amy.

Saturday, January 17, 2015


The syntax here is generally delightful, but whoever is dropping their cigarette butts right on the threshold should definitely cut it out. Thanks Joanna.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Relatively New?

You can't fool me, container. I know that Nestle crunch has existed for a WHILE now. Thanks Justin.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015


Look out for those imaginary bacteria. Anti-biotics do nothing on those. Thanks Tor.


This is obviously a famous quotation re: parking. Thanks Ben.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Monday, January 12, 2015

"Now" Open

I guess it's open... sometime. Thanks Seamus.

Sunday, January 04, 2015

Must be special

What kind of magical "Bathrooms" do they have in there? Thanks Jessica.

Saturday, January 03, 2015

"Your Security"

I guess we all know who really benefits from the surveillance (probably not you). Thanks TR.

Fake polite restaurant

This draft came after "Just cool it bucko, we'll get to you when we get to you." Thanks Murray.