"no fee" as it were

I guess, just as there is no such thing as a free lunch, there may also be no such thing as a free ATM. Thanks, Craig.

"very nice"

Hannah writes, "There was nothing in the display that I would classify as an appropriate gift. However, someone who's really into lopsided pottery with bizarre handles would definitely be thrilled to receive one of these presents."
I'm guessing you are supposed to say it in your best Borat voice.

those "reports" are killer

I love the handwriting and the inexplicable hyphen on this one, found near Sarah's place in Altoona, PA. I don't know who they "report" you to, but I wonder if "reporting" is a euphemism for violence...

straightforward slogan

I have no idea why the statement in quotation marks is even on there. Do you really rent the bikes there? Why should they talk about it since it's already called rent-a-bike? Thanks, Suzanne.

disembodied persons also welcome

Evidently they are totally ready to clothe amputees and ghosts. Thanks, Allana.

maybe we will

There are some circumstances under which Home Depot will, in fact, be undersold. Thanks, Ruth.

not an office

Kalle saw this at a motel near Cumberland, MD. (click to enlarge). It may or may not be an office, and I'm guessing Bobby is translucent or the great and powerful oz, so you can't REALLY see him.

if you call that coffee

Kristor saw this at Drake University in Des Moines Iowa. Evidently the coffee is pretty lousy.

who's this "God" you speak of

Ann also sent this one to Joel at crummychurchsigns, who I believe is less than 2 months behind on submissions. I wonder if this "God" character has anything to do with the "Jesus" that keeps popping up.

brand new fake history

Fort Meade: relatively historic. Thanks, Jonathan.