atypical submission

Colleen cracked me up with this email: "I saw this guy at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston recently. It's a sculpture of a Chinese demon, but it inspired my boyfriend to immediately say, "Those air quotes are totally unnecessary." So of course I'm sending it to you."

"popeyes"

clearly, the hours here, and what happens then, are extremely flexible. Thanks, David.

"trust" us

Tripjax writes "It's a sad day when you are simply washing your favorite coffee mug and find another item you can no longer trust."

happy-ish

The menu actually has a miserable life, dealing with you midday drunks all the time, but it fakes it. Thanks, Michael.

sandwich performance art

So, this is supposed to be like a script for a performance art piece. The quotation marks are your part, so when somebody says "create your own" everyone is supposed to say "no" and then they will say it again. It's about the revolution, just go with it.
Thanks, Sean.

"money"

Victoria in Queens, NY spotted this one. I guess they mean more general categories, so no boxes or food stamps on there either. And don't even think about a credit card.

talking freezer

oh, man, that's one of my favorite quotations. Who said it anyway? Mark Twain or something?
Thanks, Cindy.

do you feel lucky, punk?

Nobody's shot you today? Why don't you participate in a tax on people who are bad at math! Now THAT is "lucky". Thanks, Daniel.

seems insincere...

Rob, Rebecca and Dustin all signed this email, so evidently this photo was a group effort. This booth was selling some kind of foodstuff at a gun show. Who knows what they are going to do to those poor veterans afterward though.

if that is their real last name

ok, this is weirdly timely now since the Obamas got their dog now, but Jessica spotted this in DC at the inauguration.