no knockoffs either

If your clothes even RESEMBLES these brands, you are out of luck. Thanks, Ashley.

"family style" eh?

That is, if your family fights and throws food at each other. Thanks, Dennis.

oh. wow.

Yeah. This seems on the up and up. Not creepy at all. Thanks, Francesca.

"realtor"

Yeah, sure you are, MacKenna. Thanks, Megan.

yeah, ok

Why do you look so out of it? Just some "massage" by which I mean drugs. Thanks, Alan.

not elites like us

You know, the "commoners" might eat your caviar. Thanks, Cat.

don't mind if I do

I'm no undercover operator, but I think they are asking me to steal this. Thanks, Jessalyn.

profound quotation

A talking door! I wonder if it's like the depressed psychic elevators in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Thanks, Joelle.

oh is it?

This is a place where they are really "nice" to your "pet." Thanks, Andrea.

yeah sure I will

I would be happy to squirt some of your germ liquid on my hands, that sounds like a great plan. Thanks, Billy.

Also, Happy New Year to all of my lovely blog readers. I had an excellent 2009: I got engaged and sold my first book! I wish you all a full and happy 2010.