more pretend tacos here

Stella spotted this and Veronica sent it to me. I guess it's only real fish for spanish speakers.

clever...

I suppose these quotation marks are actually meaningful, as the "to-go container" appears to be aluminum foil. Thanks, David.

I apologize for the lack of posts. I've been traveling and preparing for my wedding next sunday. I'm trying to get ahead and keep posting stuff, but don't be shocked if a few days get lost here and there.

yeah, uh, ok

Zoe's stepmother wrote this. I guess she doesn't want you to use the AC?

a couple things in the lawn

So, maybe some kids left their toys in the driveway and this is how the parents are teaching them a lesson? Thanks, Kristi.

alleged funeral directors

submitter who did not sign her/his name spotted this at the Indiana Medical History Museum. I guess it's a code for grave robbers?

except that one breakfast in '97

But come on, who can expect something better than the excellent breakfast of '97? Thanks, Justin.

it's opposite day!

I have no idea what's really going on here. Thanks, Brian.

wait, it's a fake AREA?

I think this is one of the more generic terms you could put in quotation marks. Thanks, Kenneth.

we stuffed the ballot box

I guess there was no anonymous ballot for the donut vote. Thanks, Bethany! (another one, not me).

you sound real sorry

So I wonder what they are really talking about, and if it's working or not. Thanks, Luke.