"affordable prices"

I guess it depends on what you can afford. Thanks, Jenny.

she totally "won"

I don't know if the writer of this one was skeptical about Erykah Badu's win, or whether getting a grammy is truly winning... Thanks, Jon.

"miso soup"

I assume the "free soup" is just a pot with warmed up water in it, I'm not sure what might be in "miso soup." Thanks, Bridget.

sauces

These sauces have ambiguous ingredients. But don't worry, they come from Italy. Thanks, Rob.

they have vending machines for that?

I had no idea. Thanks, Chana.

only for fake emergencies

Colin suggests that this hospital realizes that not every "emergency" might be a real emergency.

may have seeds

I guess the seed content of these oranges is somewhat in question. Thanks, Kelly.

"on sale" eh?

I can only imagine what they are actually selling for the regular price. Maybe socks. Thanks, Jennifer.

it's "fresh"

I don't know what happens when roasted chestnuts get stale. They cool off? Thanks, M.

"what to expect"

Katie suggests the intended reader of this sign is someone who wants to be misinformed about their fake pregnancy. With fake pregnancies, I guess, you never do know what to expect.