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Tuesday, June 07, 2011
"I have" "pizza"
I'm guessing "pizza" is a secret code name for a light beer. Thanks, Jim.
it's "special"
I guess you pretty much can beat it. Thanks, Jim.
Monday, June 06, 2011
a so-called "right"
I wonder how they "refuse" service at this establishment. By scaring you away with strange behavior? Thanks, OJ.
"lawn mower repair"
I can only imagine what they really do in that building. Thanks, Lacey.
everything here is silly
I guess they have only ever done one, but are trying to keep it quiet. Thanks, Ashley.
Sunday, June 05, 2011
It's "onions"
These "onions" might look like a familiar vegetable, but they are so much more. You don't understand. Thanks, Anya.
that looks like you're about to "draw or color"
There are some specific things they do not want you to do in testing pens. It's very "clear." Thanks, Emily.
if you call that "serving"
Sounds like a case of exciting new product, same terrible service. Thanks, Mary Beth.
Saturday, June 04, 2011
just "wine" eh?
What did I get at the package store? Oh, you know. Some heart-healthy "wine"... Thanks, Jon.
alleged address
It seems that the true location of this park is debatable. Thanks, William.
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