school board code

I don't know when this meeting is, what you should do if you want to do something resembling speaking, etc. Thanks Ian.

from the "Kosher" bakery

I guess this is the same old items for non-practicing Jews trying to appease their mothers. Thanks Rebecca.

"carefully"

I guess you don't have to use that much care. Thanks Michael.

Or thereabouts

I guess this price is negotiable. Thanks Justin.

Use these "free" bags

Ok, I'll accept the euphemism, I guess, but I wonder how you wind up paying for the bags. Thanks Diane.

"giant" is relative

I guess these sea scallops aren't big enough to make a comical photograph. Thanks Jessica.

"new owner"

It's almost as if the owner was a brand new person, turned over a new leaf! Thanks Kelli.

Our internet is "out"

Just to be clear, the internet is not, like, out on the town. At least, we don't think it is. Thanks Charlie.

"Organic" Grown Tomatoes

I think I see an apostrophe in there too. Anyway, I wonder how these tomatoes were really grown. Thanks Oli.

please "tell a friend"

I can only assume this is coded directions for how to get some kind of illegal service. Or get paid for your positive yelp review? Thanks Amber.