"do not remove"

This appears to be in the hallway, so good job following instructions? Thanks Cheryl.

Sorry not sorry

I guess they don't really think you're being inconvenienced at all. Thanks Ashley.

Be "proud"

Obviously all these words are replacements for profanities, right? Thanks Sara.

"Please wipe down"

Kate spotted this while camping in New Zealand. I guess the timing of finishing and the actions of wiping are both open to debate.

Your "cute" pet

I guess "cute" is in the eye of the beholder. Thanks Andrew.

Red Day

What I like about this note home from day care is the total lack of explanation or context (though submitter Erin tells me her kid needed to wear red. Or pink or something?

some switch

I wonder how you really close the doors. Thanks Tony.

Our "Exotic Game" Meats

Amazingly, it all tastes like chicken! Thanks Leslie.

"Free Dessert"

This also has opening quotation marks with no closing quotes, so who knows what is sincere here. Thanks Jon!

"hey kids"

You know, I don't even know if the quotation marks make this one creepier. Maybe it's not really for kids? Thanks Scott.