9 of "10"

My husband spotted this one on a home depot run. I guess they kept asking people until they found 9 who were satisfied.

"Don't forget the lid"

Submitter Nate suggests this is the title of a song about not forgetting the lid.

Where's the "restroom"?

Yeah yeah, I know, it's not actually for resting. Can't we have this one polite fiction, sign-maker? Thanks Steve.

"Fresh" Coffee

I guess this coffee has been brewed for a while. Thanks Bess.

"construction supplies"

I wonder if these are, like, sets that look like a construction site but they are made out of styrofoam. Thanks Adam.

More or less immediately?

There's a lot of wiggle room in this one. Thanks Lysa.

"sorry"

I guess they are not that sorry. Thanks Eric.

"caffeiene" "kills"

I seriously don't know what this is advertising, so maybe it is some kind of code. Thanks Anna.

So much irony

I don't even know... so many layers... sarcasm, winking, quotation marks... I'll just stay away from this place. Thanks Owen.

Wipe Your "Feet"

I'm not sure what all they want you to wipe here, but let's just assume it's a good idea. Thanks Adam.