Where to "discard"

Submitter Ian tells us, "I found this sign with a shredder. Strangely, it was already in an electronics recycling bin." I don't know what's going on with that, but if you think about the word "discard" a lot it gets weird fast.

"BOAT"

My mom spotted this one. I wonder what kind of "boats" these are. Maybe they just stay on the shore.

No "Cigarette" smoking

Just because it's called the "Green" room doesn't mean it's for smoking marijuana, guys. Thanks Aunt Linda!

"Large" Claw

That's what he thinks anyway. Thanks Brenda.

"no volume"

I guess there's a song about a silent tv they want you to remember. Thanks Jeffrey.

sounds "hopeful"

What's better, regular despair, or "hope?"  Thanks Kelley and Angi.

At the "Library"

I guess the parking rules here are more flexible than they want you to think. Thanks Sam.

"A Gift Shop"

I don't know, calling yourself "A Gift Shop" is pretty modest already, I don't know how lousy of gifts your stuff has to be to put it in quotation marks. Is it, like, hygiene items? Thanks Erika.

"Do Not"

I guess there's some flexibility in what you actually do with the paper towels. Thanks Jessica.

More typo based humor

If you're into additional grammar and punctuation based joking around, check out this very active facebook group. They post some quotation marks stuff from time to time as well, and will also enjoy other kinds of errors folks sometimes send me, such as apostrophe mistakes, homonym errors, whatever.