"Wheelchair" visitors

Looks like somebody missed the lesson on person-first language and just threw some quotation marks on there. Or it's for people with invisible wheelchairs? Thanks Jake.

"Refund Policy"

This is a little song and dance we call "to our valued customers" about our lack of a refund policy. Thanks Joshua.

I doubt it

Something tells me you won't be caught? Although who knows what kind of private eye is behind the moniker "housekeeping". Thanks Leon.

What's "Oat-meal"?

I'm guessing they serve some gross gruel-type food every day. Thanks Noam.

If salt loses its saltiness...

I wonder what they really sell. Sand? Thanks Noam.

Here-adjacent?

I guess if you put your glass right where the word is, they would fall and probably break, so "here" is better. Thanks Darren.

Try our "New" Topping

I guess it's really just the same old topping with a new nickname? Thanks Hector.

No "coffee" here

Submitter David writes, "Found this in a sandwichshop in Hong Kong. I wonder if they have a lot of customers come in and order an ironic cup of coffee."

Greeeeeat

Sounds... "Great." Thanks Jameson.

Ask about our "Gluten Free" menu

See, we have one menu for regular, one for people who have a gluten allergy, and a "gluten free" menu for people who don't even know what gluten is but think it's bad for you. Thanks Adam.