"coldest"

What's cooler than being cool? This beer except probably not. Thanks Iesuco.

Great slogan!

So, was it 20 minutes away when they MADE the sign, or where they hung it? Or is that just what they tell people before the 3-hour trip? Thanks John.

That's what he said anyway...

I think maybe this tree was planted by a royal impersonator? Thanks Eric.

"Soccer cup"

This restaurant seems like a "totally" "safe" place to "watch" "soccer." Thanks Greg.

2-ish tacos

I mean, really, when it comes down to it, where does one taco end and another begin? Thanks Jim.

Only "Cash"

I guess you can pay with those other things if you can parse this sign. Thanks Madeleine.

"6" Days

I guess this place is open, like, some number of days. I also like that it doesn't specify, like 6ish days total? Thanks Paul.

Fair enough

This is what happens when reader Beth tries to access this website from work. "Humor" sounds about right to me.

"Forever"

No matter what else happens, natural disasters, war, peace, one thing will remain: this non-working restroom. Thanks John.

"Father's Day"

This would be better if this was from, like, now instead of months ago and I just now got to it. Thanks Lauren!