more "fresh" stuff

Chris in Brooklyn writes, "I'm 'tempted' by their 'quality' ingredients!"

gun closet

Who knows what's really behind those doors, which Norma saw at a sushi restaurant. Probably all the illegal stuff.

dirty!

1) who puts pigs playing on a bench in the first place? 2) what's really going on?
thanks, Brian.

probably can't

Michael saw this on a plumbers van in Bristol, UK. I doubt they can help.

"!"

People really are "sorry" all over the place, but the fact that each punctuation mark gets its own line makes this sign truly special. Thanks, yay.

whatever goes on there, it's not sales.

I wouldn't go there, I expect you'll be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Thanks, Dave.

frolf totally ok

The dogs thing is serious, the golfing thing, not so much. Thanks, Steve.

totally broken

Control the pet population, have your rigitoni "fixed!" Thanks, Becky.

"push" or whatever

Jeow saw this at the occupational therapist's office. I guess you can push it, or give it a dirty look.

not ALL shifts

Having grown up in Michigan, I remember Canadian Doughnut chain Tim Hortons being just accessible enough to be a special treat. Evidently they hire for a lot of shifts, but if you're looking to work from whenever you get up until bong o'clock you still might be out of luck. Thanks, Markus.