"real" food

You don't have to tell me twice to eat more cheetos. I'm grading research papers up in here. Thanks, submitter in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

no appointment need it

I must say the mangled expression here is my favorite part, but it does add to the confusion of whether or not you can actually get a flu shot today. Thanks, Cecilia.

wink wink, "eggs"

Secret surprise decoy eggs are in aisle 18. Thanks, Nancy.

"yummy"

That sure does sound "delicious." Thanks, AJ.

as in wine and spirits?

Hey, what if "spirit" is only the NICKNAME of the third person of the trinity! *mind blown* Thanks, Jill.

where most children matter

Not little Billy over there, but come on! Seriously, Billy? Thanks, Ellen.

chance to slack off

I'm glad they are being up front about how "difficult" this job is. Thanks, Silver.

so wait...

Samantha spotted this at Plato's closet, where they no longer accept alleged fakes. Or something.

ok they suck

Well, we couldn't make the sign say through this door pass some mediocre TSA officers. Thanks, Chad.

they are all the same

We have a real "variety" of apple turnovers here. That are all made with apples and no sugar. Thanks, Jeff.