put "it" right there

I don't know what kind of "it" is in the refrigerator, but "it" sounds gross. Thanks, Courtney.

alleged restrooms

Submitter Pablo suggests it is in fact a tiger pit.

oh are they

My friend Brandon writes, "They're back--back in the future, when we use upside down quotation marks to highlight things once we discover single quotations are grammatically incorrect."

assumed name park

I wonder what this park's REAL name is! Thanks, Jeff.

not very sorry

I think the font adds to the sense of sarcasm in this one. Thanks, Carissa.

it's a "bonus"

I guess it's not that good after all. Thanks, Stephen.

under "13"

I assume kids with assumed ages are older than they say? Thanks, Kent.

brand new... LPs

I guess these arrived a while ago. Thanks, Ben.

alleged tips

I don't know if this is to encourage or discourage "not so much makeup and a little faster with the coffee." Thanks, Justin.

close to satisfied even

I guess the threshold for bell-ringing is pretty low here. Thanks, Tony.