"odor control"

Ok, if this is a euphemism, I'm not sure how to express this meaning more explicitly. Thanks Andrew.

"Tasty"

I guess it's not so delicious after all. Thanks Civarazzi.

"lot" full

I have no idea what this is referring to if it is not a parking lot. I mean, the bar for achieving "lot" status is pretty low, right? Thanks Angie.

Fair enough

This candy probably isn't actually from a mountain, but WHAT IF IT WAS from the Big Rock Candy Mountain. The one! From the song! Thanks Jo.

"students" take note

I guess the "students" at this school don't "study" so much? Thanks David.

"Country Store"

I guess the store is actually in the city. Thanks Rob.

"Never" Forget

I mean, I guess we should be realistic about memories and stuff. Thanks Ryan.

No "Pets"

I guess they have a problem with your taxidermy pets here. Thanks Linda.

"The Bridge"

Submitter Kathryn testifies that it is a real bridge. Over a canyon.

Flush "Automatically"

I guess there's an "automatic" flusher pushing buttons somewhere... creepy... Thanks Erin.