Monday, March 31, 2014

new meaning of DIY?

Guys, I think the quotation marks on here belong around "service." Thanks Karsten who spotted this in Berlin.

Avoid "makeup"

I don't know what non-makeup makeup-like stains are ending up on the scrubs at the uniform store, but just keep all your particulates to yourself, I guess. Thanks Santiago.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Save big "Money"

I find one of these myself pretty rarely, so I was pumped to see this at my local Menards, were I guess you can save fake money?


Um, what comes out of this really? On second thought, I don't want to know. Thanks Kevin.

"Sensitive" you say?

I guess whatever this sign is attached to cries sometimes but it's actually for a good reason? Thanks Steve.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Monday, March 24, 2014

"Practice" Fields

I guess it's not much of a practice? Or it's the real thing? I don't know. Thanks Christian.

Sure you do

I can sense the "caring" all the way over here. Thanks Heather.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

By "Local Artist"

I wonder who really made these prints, and how far away they live. Thanks Jonathan.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Do not "cut" grass

I guess the city does a lousy job? Thanks Brian.

Appearing "Live"

If you call that living, I guess. Maybe they're holograms! Thanks Michelle.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Is it?

I have no idea what those quotation marks can mean. Something may or may not be the real law. Thanks Christine.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

"Knock" or "call"

The density of punctuation weirdness on this sign is really a sight to behold. I think those are asterisks around Company's, which does not fall under the purview of this blog, but is nonetheless strange. Thanks Mary!

Newspaper Quotation

I didn't know that Thank you for your cooperation was the name of a person or organization. That really explains a lot. Apparently he/she/they said something important about newspapers and trash once. Thanks Todd.

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Monday, March 03, 2014

"Build Your Own"

I guess you don't really get to build yours, but they might let you build somebody else's. Thanks Jeffrey.

Sunday, March 02, 2014

Under-promise, over-deliver?

This is just in case somebody isn't a fan of the quiz night, I guess. Thanks, Robin.