something for some kind of vehicle

Shawn saw this at Big Bone Lick State Park (really) in KY and writes, "I half-expected to see a monkey on a tricycle roll up and offer people rides, but I was ultimately disappointed to see a standard panel van full of tourists ready to see Big Bone. I was also happy to see that the sign was properly amurrica'd with duct tape and a tiny flag."

assumed name for attorney

It's not really Doug standing in the window there. What do you think this is, the red light district? Steph suggests that this is perhaps an actor portraying Doug (does this make the cheezy pose more or less acceptable?) I find everything about this hilarious.

"grouches"

Those people are the designated grouches for the day, simply labeled thus for the cuteness of the sign. Or they are the sane people, who know it's not that exciting to live in a town whose biggest attraction is the fish and game club park and pool. Thanks, Amy.

worms

D saw this one in San Fransisco. I assume they want to clarify that these worms are not live in concert.

ice cream "scoops"

Andrew saw this one in France. Perhaps the translator believes that "scoops" is a stupid word, or the colloquial term for the thing. I will agree, scoop is a weird word.

not so special

Dan saw this in Dunkin Donuts. I wonder how much that coffee actually weighs.

or thereabouts

Kathy's boyfriend spotted this one. I guess they can't really remember how long they've been a place.

"schulzy"

Rob writes, "This was in my driveway for about 3 weeks while we were having some landscaping done, and yes, it is just as cryptic as it looks. That being said 'I gotta take a Schulzy' seems like something that would come up in a Chris Farley movie."

you know, "A"

Boyd saw this at the Jack Daniels distillery. I imagine the REAL name for this room is too impolite to put on a sign.

"yummy"

Amanda spotted this one in Filene's Basement. I think it's perfume, so I guess the term delicious is metaphorical in that you should not eat the perfume.